AudioFred Messages: 377 Registered: May 2009 Location: Houston
Illuminati (1st Degree)
A highly regarded Stereophile reviewer was visiting his family doctor, and he said "Doctor, I'm concerned that my wife is going deaf. Sometime when we're listening to the system together I'll ask her a question and I get no response". The doctor told him to bring her in for a hearing check, but he said "Whenever I bring the subject up she becomes angry. I doubt she would be willing to take a hearing test". So the doctor told him about an alternative hearing test he could perform.
That nite she was cooking dinner, and the reviewer stood about 20' behind her and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" Silence.
He moved to about 10' behind her and again asked "What's for dinner?" Silence again.
He moved to about two feet behind her and asked "What's for dinner?" She replied "For the third time, chicken!"