If you click on the play buttons for all the "customer recommendations" so they all play at once, it sounds like avant-garde music. Or an especially grating cocktail party.

Especially that "Mike Litman" guy. Wrong choice. He doesn't make me wanna buy from you, he makes me wanna shoot up a room full of Mike Litmans. Jeee-zus.

And by the way, this guy's prices are substantially higher than at pro-audio websites like ZZOUNDS or Sweetwater. I have to assume this is aimed at people too stupid to go shopping.