Home » xyzzy » Dungeon » A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples)
A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91713] Wed, 15 April 2020 17:49 Go to next message
Rusty is currently offline  Rusty
Messages: 1076
Registered: May 2018
Location: Kansas City Missouri
Illuminati (2nd Degree)
My brother sent this to me today. This absolutely belongs here in the dungeon. Cause it's kinda raunchy. But not vulgar though. Least by my standards. But hey, we're all jolly good fellows. And in these trying times a little laugh is good medicine. Just use discretion who you play this around. Maybe they need to mark which side is which in that bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kkpm31cbQg&feature=emb_logo
Re: A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91715 is a reply to message #91713] Thu, 16 April 2020 08:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wayne Parham is currently offline  Wayne Parham
Messages: 18670
Registered: January 2001
Illuminati (33rd Degree)

Dude, that's hilarious! "Turn it around!"
Re: A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91800 is a reply to message #91715] Thu, 30 April 2020 15:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Rusty is currently offline  Rusty
Messages: 1076
Registered: May 2018
Location: Kansas City Missouri
Illuminati (2nd Degree)
Continuing the chasing the Covid-Blues series. The best jokes I think are ones that let your imagination fill in all the details without resorting to vulgarity. You can make it as vulgar as you like.
A man walks into a bar............

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees that it's filled
to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten
thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

" Well..., you pay$10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are
the three tests?"

"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10
which he stuffs into the jar.

"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or
less, and you can't make a face while doing it."

"Second - There's a pit bull chained in
the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your
bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."

The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You'd have to be nuts
to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"

"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says,
"Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks
but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained
to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar
hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then
nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers
back into the bar. His clothes are ripped
to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, "Now...,
where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
Re: A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91801 is a reply to message #91800] Thu, 30 April 2020 16:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wayne Parham is currently offline  Wayne Parham
Messages: 18670
Registered: January 2001
Illuminati (33rd Degree)
https://audioroundtable.com/images/Wow.jpg
Re: A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91802 is a reply to message #91801] Thu, 30 April 2020 16:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wayne Parham is currently offline  Wayne Parham
Messages: 18670
Registered: January 2001
Illuminati (33rd Degree)

https://audioroundtable.com/images/Laughing_Group.gif
Re: A guy walks into a bar, (the magic apples) [message #91850 is a reply to message #91802] Fri, 08 May 2020 21:56 Go to previous message
gofar99 is currently offline  gofar99
Messages: 1895
Registered: May 2010
Location: Southern Arizona
Illuminati (5th Degree)
I feel sorry for the bull Laughing

Good Listening
Bruce
Previous Topic: "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
Next Topic: 0 and 3 ... really!
Goto Forum:
  


Current Time: Fri Mar 29 07:43:44 CDT 2024

Sponsoring Organizations

DIY Audio Projects
DIY Audio Projects
OddWatt Audio
OddWatt Audio
Pi Speakers
Pi Speakers
Prosound Shootout
Prosound Shootout
Smith & Larson Audio
Smith & Larson Audio
Tubes For Amps
TubesForAmps.com

Lone Star Audiofest