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Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #58330] Wed, 24 May 2006 07:01 Go to next message
Manualblock is currently offline  Manualblock
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Sheriff Joe

" There's a terrible situation,
That is threatening our Nation,
Endless waves of criminals,
Called Illegal immigration."

"Across our sacred borders,
And through our Nations doors,
They swim across across our rivers,
And crawl the desert floors."

" Is there nothing we can do?
Doesn't anybody know?
Wait..I see someone coming,
And it looks like Sheriff Joe!"

"Every day in Arizona,
You can see him arise,
With a lawbook in his hand,
Determination in his eyes."

" In Maricopa County,
He needs no introduction,
Just read the local news,
And whatch the crime reduction."

" Alone and singlehanded,
Or with help he will not fail,
He finds them and he binds them,
And he throws them all in jail."

"No Nonsense and no lies,
You can see it in his eyes,
He rounds them up,
While Washington,
Just argues and denies."

"Now the cowards in D.C.,
Can fool both you and me,
But there is one man they can't snow;
And his name is Sheriff Joe."

"SO"

"If you're thinking,
About slinking,
Cross the border,
Then I'm thinking,
There is someone you should know,
And His name is,
Sheriff Joe."

Re: Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #58331 is a reply to message #58330] Wed, 24 May 2006 08:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Damir is currently offline  Damir
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Nice song - seems to me exactly in Country & Western "Borat" style... Smile

Re: Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #58332 is a reply to message #58330] Wed, 24 May 2006 08:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wayne Parham is currently offline  Wayne Parham
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Re: Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #58333 is a reply to message #58331] Wed, 24 May 2006 08:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Manualblock is currently offline  Manualblock
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Exactly. Thanks.

Re: Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #82219 is a reply to message #58330] Mon, 14 March 2016 21:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kingfish is currently offline  Kingfish
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Well, the stanzas do keep good time and it rhymes. Technically, it is a good song. Why has no one posted music yet to seal the deal? Re-election time is coming........again, and he is running........again. He could use that in his commercials/
Re: Song Of Sheriff Joe [message #82328 is a reply to message #58330] Thu, 31 March 2016 17:56 Go to previous message
JuneBug is currently offline  JuneBug
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That is hilarious. I might email that to my bf. He loves those kinds of poems. That guy is one of the few honest Americans left that I have heard of. I hope Trump gets elected and puts that guy in charge of the Border Control Agency.
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