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Re: Sorry; I'm straight [message #57116 is a reply to message #57113] Sat, 01 October 2005 03:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Damir is currently offline  Damir
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When I first met (in a bar) my "war hero" friend, he talked to some people about one bloody action, after that he and some other soldiers had to creep through the swamp. They "caught" dozens of leeches, and the only way to remove them was to undress and use burning cigarettes. One guy even had a leech on his pecker. They helped each other to remove the small monsters.
Me: "It is the most homosexual story I heard in my life."
He: "WHAT? What`s your point? You think that war & army are just some kind of twisted man-game, that weapons are just the extension of the penis, and that I was in the army just because of young boys?
Me: "Exactly."
He: "Huh... you are probably right..."

Re: Sorry; I'm straight [message #57117 is a reply to message #57116] Sat, 01 October 2005 07:09 Go to previous message
Manualblock is currently offline  Manualblock
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Damir; you shoulda stopped at "when I first met..."

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