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Mr Vinyl is currently offline  Mr Vinyl
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb person put him up there.


Владимир Ильич Ленин [message #55672 is a reply to message #55671] Wed, 11 June 2008 18:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Post Turtle [message #55673 is a reply to message #55671] Thu, 12 June 2008 01:36 Go to previous message
colinhester is currently offline  colinhester
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That was funny. Now, the R's better do something fast or Obama is gonna be the new President of the 57 United States.....C

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