AudioFred Messages: 377 Registered: May 2009 Location: Houston
Illuminati (1st Degree)
A highly regarded Stereophile reviewer was visiting his family doctor, and he said "Doctor, I'm concerned that my wife is going deaf. Sometime when we're listening to the system together I'll ask her a question and I get no response". The doctor told him to bring her in for a hearing check, but he said "Whenever I bring the subject up she becomes angry. I doubt she would be willing to take a hearing test". So the doctor told him about an alternative hearing test he could perform.
That nite she was cooking dinner, and the reviewer stood about 20' behind her and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" Silence.
He moved to about 10' behind her and again asked "What's for dinner?" Silence again.
He moved to about two feet behind her and asked "What's for dinner?" She replied "For the third time, chicken!"
That was a pretty good one. I wish my grandpa was still alive because he could tell some really good ones. My mom hated it because he would get pretty raunchy with us young ones.
That's hilarious. My brother and I were sitting on the porch one evening and he proceeded to tell me how he heard on the news that a 100 yr. old mobster had been caught and they were debating on which aquarium to send him to. I replied with confusion, as I couldn't understand what kind of punishment that was. I went on about his age being a consideration but why would sending a criminal like that to an aquarium be of any use. We bantered on about it and then finally he said..."It was a 100 yr. old LOBSTER!" True story. I was 30 at the time.
Songs4Life Messages: 36 Registered: August 2010 Location: Somewhere between the twe...
Baron
Thank you for giving me a good laugh. Just as there are none so blind as those who refuse to see, there are also none so deaf as those who refuse to listen. Those who are pretending to be deaf because they do not want to appear to be listening is another story.
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