God, I wish I were Dennis Miller. My rant seems so crude, but yet strangely very satisfying.....Colin

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, especially since we're all destined for the same fate over the next four weeks. But your strangely satisfying Dennis Miller rant just hit me squarely in the funny bone.

If you're going to sell cheap stuff cheaply, you need cheap help. And with help, as with everything else, you get what you pay for.

People selling quality goods at premium prices generally can't afford to be represented by morons.