Songs4Life Messages: 36 Registered: August 2010 Location: Somewhere between the twe...
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BigMacAndCheese wrote on Mon, 09 August 2010 12:32
Hmmm, I'd quite like some hand knit speaker covers . My ex-wife is not as understanding as you Taylor-Sue, I respect your attitude. I am hoping to meet a woman with the same interests as me next time round as I think it will make life easier.
Here are some random suggestions:
1. Find a new wife who can knit. Hint: Hanging around shops which sell knitting accessories can be fruitful.
2. Find a new wife who loves sound equipment. Hint: Hanging around shops which sell sound equipment can be fruitful.
3. Find a new wife who loves sound equipment and loves to knit, too. Hint: Hanging around shops which sell sound equipment and knitting accessories can be fruitful. Alternatively, hang around the fruit shop which is between the shop selling sound equipment and the shop selling knitting accessories. This can get you some fruits, at least. Or a new wife who sells fruits.
Hope that is useful.
Footnote:
Remember to do your hanging around without any rope attached. Ropes can become fatal attachments.