That's hilarious. My brother and I were sitting on the porch one evening and he proceeded to tell me how he heard on the news that a 100 yr. old mobster had been caught and they were debating on which aquarium to send him to. I replied with confusion, as I couldn't understand what kind of punishment that was. I went on about his age being a consideration but why would sending a criminal like that to an aquarium be of any use. We bantered on about it and then finally he said..."It was a 100 yr. old LOBSTER!" True story. I was 30 at the time.