If you're a "24" addict, you know this already: the two-hour season finale is on tonight, beginning at 8 p.m. (in NYC, at least). How is Jack gonna prevent ImhoTerror's plan for Nuclear Armageddon? Does Soul Patch buy it, or do he and Bitchelle open a DQ franchise? (I'm guessing he buys it.) Do Potato Face and Lispy Skip find love? (I'm guessing no.) And how to get rid of DoDder, Jack's annoying former love interest?The nicknames are courtesy of Television Without Pity.