oh come on now. don't you really think the cable breakin box they are giving away as a door prize is useful?

"THE CABLE COOKER™ GREATLY IMPROVES the sound quality of interconnect and speaker cabling beyond normal break-in cycle. ONE DAY on the CABLE COOKER™ is roughly equivalent to more than two weeks of continuous system operation.  Rapid, superior break-in and conditioning of all forms of interconnect and speaker cabling." 

"Retail Value: $649.00"

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