This just in.........." in the hottest story to hit Tinseltown in decades, it was revealed by New Line that Viggo Mortenson was cast in the role of Aragorn when the original Viggo, errrr Aragorn, was unable to climb down from his perch in the second sub-basement of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. " I have it on good authority that the diminutive Mortenson (he should have been a Hobbit) was a last minute substitute and no one will reveal who the first pick was. But he was terrible, wasn't he? And is that Miranda Otto woman a classic British Babe, or what??????????