No, dude, when it hits the search engines, people will check it out and see that you're being facetious and having fun. I'm in the same boat as you - I always end up spending a few hundred bucks when all I want is a handful of parts. Every time I repair a tube radio, I spend at least $250.00 on "extras" when all I really need is something like a $6.95 tube.Now that I think about it, I need threads that say π Speakers is a rip-off!