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Audiophiles Moving Up Endangered Species List [message #76086] Sat, 30 March 2013 06:55 Go to previous message
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I googled "endangered species list" this morning and under the "mammals" heading I noticed the Common American Audiophile has moved up the list past the Dugong and even the Greater Kudu. This should come as no surprise. At our last Houston Audio Society meeting I observed that almost all those present were well past the breeding age. I also noticed the males of the species outnumber the females by a ratio of at least 20:1, and that several of those present were wearing hearing aids, which almost ensures that the soft seductive mating call of the rare female audiophile would go unheard, and mating would not occur.

Every concerned audiophile should contact their congressman and demand that the Common American Audiophile be placed on the official EPA endangered species list. We should also demand special incentives to attract more females to the mating grounds of the species. It's not commonly known that the males of the species have annual migrations to North American mating areas near Dallas, Denver and other areas, where, in the absence of suitable mating partners, they spend their money on more audio gear instead.
 
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