Re: Horror Movie Formulas [message #70929 is a reply to message #70925] |
Mon, 09 January 2012 10:21 |
j0ann3
Messages: 31 Registered: December 2011
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6.) If there's a woman in the movie, she will be scantily-clad at least once if not more.
6.1 There is a 50% chance that scantily-clad female will die while or after intercourse (most likely with the jock in the group)
Oh! Also, colored people die first. Always.
I had a friend who would drag me to horror movies all the time or force me to watch them at home. I was completely against it because not only do I dislike gore in any form, there are never any fresh ideas anymore. You always expect what's going to happen!
Joanne! xx
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