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99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #59395]

Wed, 17 June 2009 08:18

AudioFred
Messages: 377
Registered: May 2009
Location: Houston

Illuminati (1st Degree)

I always enjoy the 99 cent only store's ads in the Wednesday newspaper, but today's are special. Under the heading "#1 Dad" are the following items, all for only 99 cents:

Gas relief pills
Condoms
Snore relief
Hemorrhoid ointment
Denture cleanser
Straw hat
Foot powder
Five minute hair color
Adult underpads
etc, etc.

Something really special for every dad. Laughing

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Re: 99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #59396 is a reply to message #59395]

Wed, 17 June 2009 09:35

Wayne Parham
Messages: 18787
Registered: January 2001

Illuminati (33rd Degree)

Oh man, now that's funny!

These will cost a little more, but for the really special father, here are a couple other good gifts I found:

Sixpack beer belt:

http://www.prankplace.com/images/drink/6pack.jpg

Bullet shaped nose hair trimmer:

http://www.prankplace.com/images/nosetrim/img.jpg

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Re: 99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #62224 is a reply to message #59395]

Tue, 30 March 2010 20:45

DaBase
Messages: 47
Registered: February 2010

Baron

OMG I about died laughing when I read adult diaper but then about peed my pants when I scrolled down to the bullet shaped nose hair trimmer. Who buys these things and why?

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Re: 99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #62828 is a reply to message #59395]

Fri, 21 May 2010 21:48

Drummer
Messages: 20
Registered: May 2010

Chancellor

Now that's funny Laughing

, but make sure you get him some other items to go along with those products. A pair of movie tickets would be a nice addition.

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Re: 99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #62878 is a reply to message #62224]

Wed, 26 May 2010 13:12

Mavare
Messages: 39
Registered: February 2010

Baron

OMWord! I would think if the kids brought that stuff to me. I'd say "Thank You" then sell most of it on eBay after they left! Laughing

I must say though, the bullet nose hair trimmers are the thing with the most bling! Razz

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Re: 99 Cent Only Store Father's Day Specials [message #63022 is a reply to message #62878]

Tue, 01 June 2010 20:31

Lyrica
Messages: 23
Registered: May 2010

Chancellor

This is too funny. What isn't funny though is I think my dear hubby could actually use a few of those items! But you didn't hear that from me! Rolling Eyes

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