The Sheriff only allows two cable TV channels into the jail. The Disney Channel and the Weather Channel. When asked why he picked the weather channel he replied:
" So they know what kind of weather it will be when they are working outside on my chain gangs."
He also pipes in the complete series of Newt Gingrich's lectures on history. He originally had a bible and religous course on the TV but the inmates threatened to riot so he switched. One inmate said it was the most horrible torture he has ever endured.
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