Without going into all the bloody details (figuratively or
literally) this new film with Brad Pitt as the Beaver was a
huge waste of time.

This is how boring it was: during the film I was going out
online looking for cheesecake photos of Helen and Andromache.

OTOH, there's this small film made in the European market or
for tv and distributed to vid stores that I thought was a better product.

• Helen of Troy