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| Re: But ,dude... [message #56250 is a reply to message #56249] |
Sun, 15 May 2005 15:21   |
Manualblock
Messages: 4973
Registered: May 2009
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Who's to say. Like Rodney Dangerfield said,
"There gonna make a movie about my life; they call it Dance's with Dogs.'Didn't they catch Jimmy Swaggart doing some strange shit?
People still send him money.
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| Notes of a dirty old man [message #56264 is a reply to message #56263] |
Tue, 17 May 2005 05:52 |
Damir
Messages: 1005
Registered: May 2009
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"...but then in those days, I`d just never given it that way, and I was feeling little crazy, as usual, and I had this strange idea that a good fuck in THEIR ass would solve a lot of MY spiritual and mental problems..."
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I put the thing in. I put in what I had.
"oooh," she said, "it`s good! you`re so curved! like a gaff"
"accident I had when I was child. something with the tricycle."
"oooooh..."
I was just going good when something RAMMED into the cheeks of my ass. I saw flashes before my eyes.
"hey, what the HELL!" I reached and pulled the thing out. I was standing there with this guy`s thing in my hand. "what do you think you`re doing, buddy?" I asked him.
"listen, friend",he said, "this whole game is just one big deck of cards. if you want to get into the game you have to take whatever comes up in the shuffle."
I pulled up my shorts and pants and got out of there."Charles Bukowski
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