Two families moved from Pakistan to the USA. When they arrived the
two fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win. A year later they met again.The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for
breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."