My bretheren, I have obtained the HOLY OBJECT which is the single plate 2A3. Fall to thine knees and quake at the sight of THINE HOLY SOUND TONE!! For it is WRITTEN that the SINGLE-PLATE shall RULE the Kingdom of Heaven and SMITE all that is corrupt and decadent!! Such as the Silicon Devil and the Demon that is MP3!!! Halleujah!For the DIVINE ONE, the HOLY man who is ROD shall lead us out of the vile spectacle of THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS and shall give us the ANAL BLESSING of the mighty 2A3!!
FALL TO THINE KNEES AND PRAY!!