Why is it that after 50 everything coagulates and re-forms in the middle? There were a couple of us complaining last night; like a damned basketball swallowed. Why can't it all re-form on the biceps and pectorals? I turn sideways and I run out of mirror. And for the first time my pants slide down. No gluteous maximus left. I had to buy a belt. Now I see where old man rising pants syndrome comes from.