Today I was in a Super Walmart (the ones with the food stores) and I was looking for an open register. All along the front of the store near the registers, as any Walmart shopper has seen, are little islands of "impulse" stuff.

Along with the usual gum, candy, film and batteries this Walmart had a rack of 20 foot guitar (T/S) and mic (XLR) cables.

So what's next, a special on mixing boards?