Alona and I watched this thing last night. Actually, we got a few movies yesterday and she wanted to see a comedy and while I haven't enjoyed the other goofy movie comedies like this, I couldn't talk her out of this one, so we got it. I figured maybe I could wiggle my way out of watching it somehow. Time to change the oil, maybe align the flux capacitors in the computers or something. Any plausible excuse I could think of that might need to be done - I'd think of some reason to be absent.

But the trick was on me. I'm in the office and Alona is yelling at me to come look quick. I hemmed and hawed and finally went in there. This is what I saw:

I mean, come on guys. This film is chocked full of cleavage. It starts off with Jenny McCarthy and Pam Anderson dressed as ultra-buxom schoolgirls showing everything. Cleavage, panty shots, everything. I don't give a shit where you're coming from, if you're not gay, you're gonna look and you're gonna like it.

So she tricked me into watching it. It worked. And the thing is, Jenny and Pam are only on screen for maybe two minutes. Here are a few of the scenes in that first few minutes:

After a couple of minutes, the movie breaks into it's, err, plot and introduces the main characters, which include Anna Faris and Charlie Sheen. There's no point in telling you the story line. I wouldn't "ruin it" for you by telling you the plot, that's not it. It's just that there really is no point. None. No point at all. But then again, did I mention...

Anna Faris

The movie is a really, really goofy comedy like Airport, Police Academy and the other Scary Movie spoofs, but this one has more than its share of sex appeal tossed in to get you to look. I'd have never made this post if I couldn't have thown in a few cheesecake photos. I guess Alona got her way. Don't they always?

Jenny McCarthy