Hahaahah very funny"Purchase Restrictions:
You MUST qualify before you can purchase a BF-6000 SUX. To qualify you must first successfully complete Crown's two-week intensive BF training course. You must also show proof of current American Red Cross CPR certification and have a net worth in excess of $1,000,000 (U.S). Finally, you must also provide a notarized written note from your doctor verifying that you are of sound mind and 12 references (including at least three family references)".
Even if the amp were real its speced 6KW at 50% THD so it would suck :P