A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000 dollars, but it's state of the art." "Really", answered the neighbor, "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."
Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few
days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
young lady on his arm. A couple of days after that the doctor spoke to the
man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied,
"Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you've got a heart murmur. Be
careful."
Just a reminder, it's dangerous in here:) Sam
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