You have a couple of tanks and a helicopter -
We have, well, more than stolen oil-burning, worn out junk tanks.

You fought a superpower that only attacked because of a drunken bet;
No one really wanted to be there.
We are a superpower and we are pissed.

Good bye Taliban -
You're done.

You've got a lot of rocks you can throw, but not much else.
And you feel yourselves to be religious zealots.
Guess what - So are we. We're fundamentally of the same
radical, obsessive breed of middle eastern religions that you're
from - The Judao-Christian-Islamic family. We're all built very
much the same. Some of us take the good and leave the bad.
In your case, it is evident that some are sicker than others.
But you can obsess about women's clothing and other stupid shit.

Guess what?
We're obsessed with killing you.

Warn the other religio-cultural zealots in Palestine and Iraq -

If you want a jihad, come get it.

You pussies.