And I always pray while I listen to music - I pray that its not too loud so I won't get yelled at! When you live with an Audiologist, too loud is if she can hear it.

As I get older - I'm not young anymore - my hearing gets worse so I want it even louder, but since my wife knows my hearing is getting worse she wants me to listen softer so that my hearing doesn't get even worse.

Caught between a rock and a hard place.

Earl, you had me laughing so hard I couldn't see the screen!