Fooled with a tape measure for about 5 minutes. No matter what the aspect ratio 30 ft^3 sized to fit through the doorway from the garage into the house is pretty unmanageable.

It ought to have occured to me that it would be approximately the same size as the 26 ft^3 refrigerator in the kitchen - I don't see two of those in the living room.

Looks like it's going to be sealed. The weird thing is my wife is an absolute saint - she wouldn't care what I did. The bad part is that I have to exercise some sort of self control in these matters, not exactly my long suit .