Posted by Mr Vinyl [ 68.212.179.15 ] on October 14, 2005 at 18:44:10:

In Reply to: Whats that strange disease; where you lose the ability to read; convieniently? posted by manualblock on October 14, 2005 at 17:24:42:

Other symptoms are:

Inability to face reality
Unquenchable desire to spend other people's money
Poor memory
Inability to reason
closed eyes

These symptoms alone with the inability to read are definite symptoms of liberalism. But don't worry, there's help. People thus stricken with this horrible disease have shown improvement when given healthy doses of the truth. Most can never be cured completely and will need continued therapy for the rest of their lives. But in some rare instances the eyes of the stricken can eventually start to open and see the light.

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