Posted by Bill Martinelli [ 24.93.18.98 ] on July 12, 2004 at 19:26:07:
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
and so we decided to get married. My parents
helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me
and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only
one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was to be married and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top
she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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