In Reply to: MERRY CHRISTMAS! posted by Mollecon on December 24, 2002 at 07:35:47:
My sister just sent me this for christmas. For some reason she has concluded that I'm a redneck. I assure her I dont even get a tan and just burn.
Thought you might like this
WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN'T REAL BRIGHT??"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood.""Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy"
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