Posted by Bill Martinelli on October 21, 2003 at 22:09:19

In Reply to: Single Driver doubter no more posted by BillEpstein on October 21, 2003 at 18:29:18:

Ohio (Reuters)- After encountering a freak accident this Monday. Mansfield Ohio's William Epstein now claims to hear perfectly. As Home Depot's most senior fork truck operator. Mr Epstein was buried alive beneath a complete unit of No. 2 common pine when the semi truck he was unloading jumped its wheel chock and the load shifted.

Local fire fighters decided in order to save Mr. Epstein they could simply burn the wood pile and rescue him as the pile lessened from the fire. A clerk who could hear Mr. Epstein shouting through the lumber, translated to the fire fighting rescue team. That if they just un-piled the sticks from atop him. He promised to take all the wood home. Making single driver speakers from it all.