Problem deciding on a video

Posted by Bill Martinelli [ 24.93.18.98 ] on July 16, 2004 at 22:20:29:

Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or the Clinton Video?

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ubsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary .... basically the same thing