Posted by wunhuanglo [ 67.35.239.228 ] on May 11, 2005 at 05:07:47:

Do you like to entertain? Do you aspire to throw “the” party of the season? Well Bubba, there’s good news tonight.

As reported by The Week Paris Hilton has announced that she’s no longer a party girl but a woman with career ambitions. Accordingly, Paris will attend your party for a minimum of 20 minutes for the sum of $150,000 to $200,000 (depending on venue, I suppose – it’s not stated).

Now some may condemn Paris for this announcement, likening her to a social harlot. Me, I’m less judgmental – I think this announcement marks Paris as the World’s No. 1 Clueless Douchebag

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