AudioFred Messages: 377 Registered: May 2009 Location: Houston
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Wayne Parham wrote on Sat, 07 May 2011 09:27
I always loved going to dinner with everyone on Saturday night! That is, until Eddie was born...And he's getting older, but I'm not sure he's old enough to resist the ants in his pants yet. We'll see.
I had lunch with a friend and her two-year-old a few days ago, and we decided to develop an new product. It's duct tape, but it will come in blue and pink, and we'll call it "Kiddie Tape". Our multi million dollar ad campaign will convince mothers of little kids that it's a good thing tape them to a chair and tape their mouth closed if they misbehave at a restaurant. All restaurants will have "Kiddie Tape" available. Misbahaving children whose moms don't use it will get a double cappucino and a free rottweiler puppy.
Seriously, this would be the perfect opportunity to see if he can eat out without making his mom crazy.
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